Thanks to a world tour of billion-dollar backroom deals, and the depreciated property values caused by years of mass murder, the Civilian is we

The Double Down Update - Day 1

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2025-01-24 20:30:04

Thanks to a world tour of billion-dollar backroom deals, and the depreciated property values caused by years of mass murder, the Civilian is well on his way to becoming the richest man on Earth. Only one thing can stand in his way — a miserable upstart who stands to destroy everything Mr. Jenkins has built. It's... Mr. Jenkins?! But they have so much in common! This must be a terrible misunderstanding. The wheels of inter-corporate diplomacy spin slowly, though, so until they can mingle at the open bar at the next Coal & Tar Trade Expo, you'll be shooting at one Civilian and getting underpaid by the other.

Each Civilian's limo is parked deep in enemy territory, at the end of a series of control points. Escort your whimpering billionaire from point to point, secure his limo, and win the match: same old gig, but stop the enemy Civilian from doing the same! When a Civilian dies, his team's progress is reset, and he has to re-capture those points all over again.

Our two doppelgänger Civilians have decided on their first investment: one or another car factories in a mean Rust Belt city. A confused (or underpaid and bitter) Jenkin Co. valet has parked each man's limo at the wrong complex, and the only way back to the correct car is through a tiny postage-stamp park and across its namesake twin bridges. Each team begins a match on 2Bridge by strolling out to their own point out on the pond. Once you prevent the other team from capturing theirs, quickly make your way over to the escape vehicle, and watch out for shady alleyways and vantage points! It's an ugly city here.

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