Grammarian does not allow users to look at photographs of each other or share personal information, instead focusing on exchanging long and impeccably-composed messages with unimpeachable grammar and no spelling errors.
21-year-old Grace Wood-Morris said: “The number of times I’ve fallen for a set of delicious abdominals only to find the mind attached can’t tell the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re’.
“Indeed, often they are unable to recognise that there is a difference. It makes the subsequent sex so hollow and unsatisfying.
“On Grammarian, I’m currently 145-messages deep with a gentleman who never splits infinitives or allows a run-on sentence. I have never in my life been so aroused.”
Founder Denys Finch Hatton said: “If you’re into grammar it doesn’t matter if you’re with a Playboy bunny, the moment she texts ‘Me and Brandi want a threesome’ instead of ‘Brandi and I’, you’ve lost your erection for life.