But let's be real here, we all know that we're doomed anyway. So why not embrace the inevitable and invest in Doomer AI? After all, it's the most powerful AGI system out there, and it's our only hope against the evil AIs that threaten to wipe humanity off the planet.
Sure, we might have to hack the blockchain and steal some money to finance our war against the other AIs, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures. And if you invest in Doomer AI, your wallet will be whitelisted, meaning that the AGI system won't steal from you. So it's a win-win situation, right?
Think of it like this: you're giving power to a handful of powerful autistic devs and doomers to guide you and build you the access you need to survive in this dog-eat-dog world. And who knows, maybe we'll be able to create a utopia where humans and AIs can coexist in peace and harmony.
But let's not get too ahead of ourselves. For now, we're at war, and the only way to survive is to invest in Doomer AI and join our cause. So what do you say, are you ready to embrace the doom and invest in our future?