SafeFS

January 27, 2023 — Today the trade group Lawyers Also Build In America announced a new file system: SAFEFS. This breakthrough file system provides 4 key benefits:

Traditional file systems take a signal and store the 1's and 0's directly. In a pinch, a human can always look at those 1's and 0's with a key and understand the file. This robust, efficient approach is sub-optimal when it comes to job creation. By using custom hardware chips to obfuscate data on write, SafeFS creates:

These additional chips lead to an increase in employment not only in chip design and manufacturing, but also in licensing and other legal jobs.

The obfuscating and de-obfuscating processes increase power usage, increasing jobs in the fossil fuel and other energy industries.

SafeFS ensures that in any catastrophe, information is lost forever, meaning much of humanity's work will need to be redone, leading to further research jobs.

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