when a computer gets hit with a kernel panic, there's only so much you can do. an internal fatal error is hard to recover from. -elliot alderson (mr. robot)
a giant explosion an indefinite time ago formed the stars. stars live and die, some stars die spectacularly to make a ton of objects in the now-expanding universe. among them the solar system. the solar system is unique in aspect as it contained a clump of rock known as the earth. earth was not meant for us. it was molten hell. raining asteroids like no tomorrow. completely lifeless.
yet, amidst this chaos, a singular moment of insane coincidence - a bolt of lightning, a spark in the primordial soup, igniting the first chain reactions of life. from this, cells emerged, multiplying, evolving, transcending from water to conquer land. from the reign of the dinosaurs to the rise of mammals, a path was carved to us. now, this planet, once hostile, is now ruled by us - humans.
the planet is now ruled by billions of humans. we humans run a sophisticated operating system powered by our CPU, the brain, and given the energy by the power supply, the heart. we supply the power by eating+drinking.