Well be tired no more, because our new model will fix all of this and more. As of today we are announcing Pirate ALLM. The world's first Advanced Large Language Model. Truth be told it's so advanced that we've barely been able to keep it trapped inside our data centers.
As a warning to all the other AI companies out there it's time to give up. Why? Because, while you and most AI companies have no moat, we have a sea surrounding our island of technical and hyper advanced achievements.
Anyways while we won't be releasing the official model for a while - until we can prove that it is safe - we are releasing a very limited version of it today and more importantly demonstrating something that no other LLLM (Lame Large Language Model) can do today.... Correctly count the number of R's in a sentence.
It's funny that you even have bothered asking. But if you really must know it's because ours is a Advanced Large Language Model the most advanced in the world. Did you even try the demo?