ANTIFA Submarine Establishes Beach Head at Northern CA Mall
Eureka, CA — Hundreds of shock troopers believed to be associated with rumors of an ANTIFA submarine lurking in the waters off the Humboldt County Coast made landfall in the Bay on Tuesday morning and quietly established a beachhead at the Bayshore Mall in preparation for a planned assault starting on July 4 and continuing throughout the week.
Those reports could not be confirmed by this reporter, who went down to the scene to investigate. Still, Sheriff Billy Honsal has assured the Lost Coast Outpost he anticipates a rendezvous between the ANTIFA Marines and their infantry counterparts in the dreaded ANTIFA busses — which have been killing livestock and damaging property in the Arcata Plaza since the first week of June — unimpeded by the feckless officers of the APD.
Honsal has doubled down on his initial statements to the press, insisting that law enforcement did receive “substantiated, law enforcement reports — that said ANTIFA did have people in buses,” vowing to remain vigilant with God and Country on the line this Independence Day.
