UEFI boot: how does that actually work, then?
IMPORTANT NOTE TO INDUSTRY FOLKS: This blog post is aimed at regular everyday folks; it's intended to dispel a few common myths and help regular people understand UEFI a bit better. It is not a low-level fully detailed and 100% technically accurate explanation, and I'm not a professional firmware engineer or anything like that. If you're actually building an operating system or hardware or something, please don't rely on my simplified explanations or ask me for help; I'm just an idiot on the internet. If you're doing that kind of thing and you have money, join the UEFI Forum or ask your suppliers or check your reference implementation or whatever. If you don't have money, try asking your peers with more experience, nicely. END IMPORTANT NOTE
You've probably read a lot of stuff on the internet about UEFI. Here is something important you should understand: 95% of it was probably garbage. If you think you know about UEFI, and you derived your knowledge anywhere other than the UEFI specifications, mjg59's blog or one of a few other vaguely reliable locations/people - Rod Smith, or Peter Jones, or Chris Murphy, or the documentation of the relatively few OSes whose developers actually know what the hell they're doing with UEFI - what you think you know is likely a toxic mix of misunderstandings, misconceptions, half-truths, propaganda and downright lies. So you should probably forget it all.
