The Goldberg Variations

When I was in prison, I made it very well-known that I was an enemy of sex offenders, and I often got in trouble for it. I was shipped out of Coleman FCI Medium when SIS determined that I posed a threat to the sex offenders on the yard, and I was the go-to person for running sex offenders off of the yard at Terre Haute FCI. Since my release from prison, I have tried to carry on that tradition and fight pedophiles online. I’ve organized numerous raids on pedophiles and have taken an active role in protecting kids from predators. I’ve also worked actively to get child porn removed from the internet, filing reports with ISPs, the FBI, and the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children.

When I was a kid, I liked to troll pedophiles on chatrooms by pretending to be a little girl, getting pedophiles to say a bunch of sexual shit to me, and then telling them that I was actually a Perverted Justice agent coming to arrest them. It worked every single time, and it never failed to be absolutely hilarious. Making sexual predators have panic attacks is good for the soul.

Yes, everyone who knows anything about me knows that I was, for many years, the most prolific troll in internet history. My trolling career dates back to childhood and it, of course, eventually resulted in my arrest in 2015 (more information about that can be found in the 2019 public statement that I published from prison). However, I honestly shudder to think of how much worse I would have turned out had I been born, say, 15 years later.

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