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Youâre a senior software engineer at BigTechCorp, counting your blessings since landing this role last October. In this brutal tech market, your college buddies are still sending âHope youâre doing well!â LinkedIn messages to every recruiter they can find.
The project youâve been grinding on for months is finally ready. Your team desperately needs this win - the last three quarters have been rough, and everyone from your manager to the VP of Engineering has been âjust checking inâ on your progress. Youâve been pulling extra hours, living on cold brew and takeout, but itâs worth it. This feature is going to be chefâs kiss.
Itâs a perfect Friday afternoon, the kind where golden autumn sunlight streams through your home office window. The clock shows 2 PM, and youâre ready to wrap up early. Your PR has more approving comments than a celebrityâs Instagram post. Test coverage would make your CS professor proud. You take one last look at your deployment checklist - everythingâs green.