Ten Concerts You Must See If You Are a Time Traveler
Hey gang, it’s me again Agent 99. Most of the time my good friend Agent 77 does these listicles, he gets a bunch of the guys together in the Illuminati Ganga offices and they sit around getting drunk and doing drugs and probably jerk each other off, who knows, a bunch of sick degenerates with nothing better to do evidently. but watch great movies and pretend they’re lousy or watch lousy movies and pretend they’re great, but never have one honest, non-ironic moment because they’re too cool for that shit.
Of course now that Agent 81 is in charge she said no more of this boy’s club crap, which made my pal and his harem have a sad.
But anyway, when my buddy Agent 77 does his stupid shtick he ends up telling you a bunch of stupid shit that is wrong, fake, or just purely 100% idiotic without any of that annoying dilution of dumbness that intelligence can sometimes bring to the table.
That ain’t my style — I figured I would give you some info here you really can use. Also when Agent 77 makes a list he often does some weird mind games stuff so you can’t really figure out what the actual rankings of anything are, but I am above that kind of tawdry elitism and prefer to just present a good old fashioned ranked list, from least to best.
