Klingon Imperial Diplomatic Corps: Klingon Programmer's Code of Honour
The Klingon Programmer's Code of Honour All Klingons who develop code for the glory of the empire follow this "Code of Honour" for software "code warriors". Specifications are for the weak and timid. State-of-the-art hardware is a prerequisite to do battle with code. One cannot truly appreciate "Dilbert" without reading it in the original Klingon. Indentation is for enemy skulls, not code. Klingons do not "release" software. Klingon software escapes, leaving a bloody trail of design engineers and quality assurance people in its path. Klingon function calls have no parameters. They have arguments! And they always win them. Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak. Quality Assurance issues are best solved with a Batleth. A true Klingon warrior does not comment his code. Our users shall know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!
All Klingons who develop code for the glory of the empire follow this "Code of Honour" for software "code warriors".
