Selection from The Guide To NisseLoven: The Law of Gnomes
Illuminati Ganga’s historical preservation society recently published a modern updated version of Potenkeep’s Guide To Nisseloven, a very famous book well-known by every adequately educated Dane. If you should find yourself being Danish yet unfamiliar with this book I would recommend buying a copy immediately and becoming adequately educated, as should be the goal of every citizen in a modern society.
If you are not Danish perhaps you should buy one in an effort to understand the parts of the world unfamiliar to you, which without the level of scholarship on display in producing a modern updated version of this classic reference work might seem to be works of pure fantasy or the products of a diseased mind infected with Christmas spirits.
The book also contains several documents of historical interest including excerpts from the famous memoirs of the founding director of NisseStyrelsen -Martin Tiedemann -entitled “A Pipe-Smoker’s Guide to Intellectual Governance”
